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Man what would happen if we took every criminal and threw them on a continent and just let them have at it for like 50 years? What would they even say when we came back?
probably “g’day mate!”
it’s funny because that’s the actual history of australia
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if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge
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I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope God made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
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whats behind that blurred spot? is it a toaster? is it a gun? is it bill cosby?
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I want to go to a bookstore and sit there and read and then have a boy walk up to me and comment...
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i struggle to believe that penguins are even real
making fun of Tom’s accent, Mark
earlier my brother was like ‘im cold’ so i go ‘you’ll never be as cold as my heart’ and let me tell you jokes like this cannot be made outside of...
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
dog food lid spelled backwards is dildo of god
and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.
Oh, silly